This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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