So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
How's work?
Spinning.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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