I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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