This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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