Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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