walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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