I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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