i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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