Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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