I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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