Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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