Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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