If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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