Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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