i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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