theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life