hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Holy sore nipples Batman
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.