Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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