I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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