a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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