Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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