do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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