new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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