I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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