I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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