On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can text with my tongue
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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