Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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