You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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