I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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