part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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