he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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