i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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