Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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