and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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