The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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