Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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