I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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