new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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