the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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