Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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