Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
