You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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