i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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