he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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