so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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