This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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