have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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