the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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