I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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