we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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