like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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