Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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