thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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