everyone is single if you try hard enough
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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