CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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