no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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