Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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