yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Be still, my beating vagina.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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