The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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